You Know You're A GryffinRoarian When...
1. You're at work and you decide to make a Group Doc.
2. Everytime you see a cheesecake you want to find MM and shout "Cheesecakes" at the top of your voice (or Nutella).
3. Everytime you hear the word "Pie" you put your ModHat on, no matter where you are and what you are doing.
4. You start typing jajajajaja instead of hahahahaha.
5. You randomly burst out laughing at work thinking of something someone said in the Great Hall.
6. Everytime you're lost in whatever you're doing you say you're "Rosed".
7. It scares you when someone calls you by your Muggle name.
8. You start sharing your bowel movements without thinking.
9. You make yourself late for work cause the chat is so good and active.
10.When you see the colour orange you are suddenly more alert thinking that Light is watching you.
11. You see the entrance font of a user and automatically start wondering if they are a pie and then see its a regular but until they change the font you are still suspicious of them.
12. As the day/night goes on the typos just get worse.
13. You have 10 (and still counting) names that people call you.
14. You have 3 mothers on the family tree, 2 of whom are younger than you.
15. You think of ways to trick people into the group you have created.
16. You start having dreams that consist of nothing but you sitting at your computer, talking to people on GH chat..... that's when you need to see a doctor.
17. You start looking through today's posts B4 you've had your coffee!
18. You tell your boss you're too 'busy' (chatting with Gryff buddies) to discuss a salary raise - Now that's nuts!
19. When you learn the real name of a Groar user, you're like wtf? and still use their PM name. Cause it's just weird
20. When you have people's numbers you met on GRoar... and actually text them
21. When you chat with users not just in GH, but also in Tiny, Gchat, Skype, etc.
22. You catch yourself daydreaming about conversations on GH, matching the fonts to their users and all.
23. You're a regular user but you feel like a mod at times (or a mod that feels like an admin).
24. You wake up to 10+ Words/Hanging With Friends Notifications. 20+ if you have games with everyone.
25. You know random words in Spanish/Tagalog/German/etc.
26. You know what time it is in other time zones without checking.
27. You start to think people who have names that could be real first names as their PM names, actually have those first names. (Sky, Rose, etc)
28. Even if you are at school/work/out somewhere, you're on GH.
29. Your body starts to run in a different time zone, or you stop sleeping/eating/going to school altogether because you forget to.
30. If you can't be in GH for a day, you feel completely cut off and like you've missed everything.
31. You use the term 'PM' as being equivalent with an instant message with a single person - e.g. "I'll PM you on Facebook/Skype/etc"
32. You know who Jeffrey is.
33. You start dreaming about people on GH. You know its them but they are faceless.
34. You start wondering randomly why you haven't seen someone for a number of days and hope they are okay.
35. When you see GRoar people in real life you constantly have to remind yourself to call them by their real name in front of others.
36. You've seen Shinx get banned for acting like a twat.
37. You name being on Gryffinroar as one of your hobbies.
38. You can look through the list of people in this group and know their Pottermore names without checking.
39. You're on the family tree.
40. Pineapple flavoured, chocolate covered toilet seats. 'Nuff said.
41. Sudden you feel hungry because eveeryone is starting to talk about food again and again and again.
42. Your sister is your grandmother, and your mother is your granddaughter.
43. Your shouting at someone to come back, spamming the page without knowing they are in the shower.
44. You get confused as to what day it is cos someone is a day ahead of you, then you go out to do something you were meant to do that day and then suddenly realise that you didn't need to do it.
45. You've asked to be banned for a certain period of time so you can study and/or focus on real life.
46. You start to type a HP character's name and end up almost typing Bacon, even though you don't eat meat.
47. You're sad you actually pout in real life when someone is leaving.
48. If you have to leave the house, you find away to come back to Groar.
49. The chats are down, but instead of actually getting things done, you keep pushing "Join" until it hopefully works.
50. When u wake up at 3am to try to catch someone only to find out the chat is down.
51. When the whole chat knows about your ex.
52. When you hide under another name when not in a good mood cos ur name is known as a fun name to be around.
53. You know who PotionBlood104, NimbusPotion110, DragonPatronus17 and StarHex29 are.
54. You know who BOB and SOB are.
55. There will NEVER be another Cloak.
56. You have seen Rain speak.
57. You're such good friends with the admins that you can tell them to f**k off without getting banned.
58. You get banned and people feel sorry for you and let you back in anyway.
59. You tell everyone you're going for a piss and instead of getting grossed out, people ask you to time it.
60. If the word "ALWAYS" holds a very special and profoundly deep meaning in your Heart of Hearts... ;_;
61. You are American and find yourself talking like a Brit - even to your family.
62. Addendum to #61, you now spell 'practice' with an 's' - p-r-a-c-t-i-S-e.
63. When you can instantly tell if someone's Facebook status is a GRoar quote.
64. You have downloaded and installed the font Cooper Becker Poster Black (found you all a free version) so you know why Light is the BOB.
65. When you see the word "that" written somewhere, you immediately think of That and the sentence doesn't make sense.
66. You have a Mawn nickname (and even if you may not have liked it at first, you've come to embrace it as your own).
67. When Eye, Quill or Squares have asked/forced/tricked u into joining Eyecowd :)
68. You joined Eyecowd for Cloak when she was still married to Eye, because most of their money came from Eyecowd. :'(
69. You have fought RobotHoot. Shes scary :S
70. The EvilBunny has *hopped* to u:)
71. You try signing into Pottermore with the underscore and extra nickname and wonder why you can't sign in.
72. You have seen Rose say "oh".
73. You know what a Linixicorn is
74. You add your Pottermore name as your "alternative name" on facebook
75. You have played QI on Words With Friends
76. You hear your little sister's boyfriend say "Mawnie" and "Shinx".
77. When you say to someone at work I'll PM you, and you don't even work with computers.
78. Certain songs remind you of certain users.
79. When typing in another FaceBook group you type GryffinRoar instead of Gryffindor.
80. When you're on Tiny and you see both Shadow Twins falling asleep in their beds <3
81. When you see and hear Twelvey on Tiny.
82. When you know who...Ariel and Ablisa are.
83. When you know that Twelvey could easily be the young Harry Potter
84: When Eye and Quill have flirted with you. BTW Eye is a girl and Quill is a boy :P
85. You'd rather have a banana cut in half.
86. When thanks to Swolf you start singing "Introvert,Extrovert, Doesn't Matter" out loud at work <3
87. You sign off a serious email with "Now I need to go and find a Dragon Egg"